Shoul I buy a motorcycle?

... or another truck? I know both are babe magnets but I need something to drive. My old rust-bucket Chevy S10 finally died on the way home today. It had been smoking really bad these last few days and I noticed that a lot of smoke was drifting up through the holes in the floor today so I drove really fast trying to clear out all the fumes when all of a sudden my engine just blew apart! I managed to get it to a stop (in the middle of the highway at 5 pm) and the dang thing caught fire and burned to a cinder. Man, were those people that had to wait behind me ever mad! You never saw such a traffic jam. Anyway, I've thought about buying a bike this time because it would be a lot easier to push when it breaks down. Any suggestions? (I have a lot of bad luck with cars/trucks -- see my 360--)